"You're on track to become a predator, kid."
"I'm 26 and have been married for 4 years, so you are promoting infidelity."
Luckily for the kid, I am the most non-confrontational person ever. So I just kept walking and thought about the fact that he was far enough away to not notice my stray gray hairs and slowly appearing eye wrinkles. Oh guess, what? He also kind of made me feel good. I've still got it, yo. Whatever it is :)
Oxfords: Dolce Vita (via TJ Maxx)