bump status: 23 weeks
Yesterday, I went to Target. Not out of the ordinary (I mean, two out of four items I'm wearing are from Target). I went solely for groceries (and succeeded! victory!) and as I turned the corner in the bread aisle, a lady stopped me:
Lady: excuse me
Me: oh, you're not in my way, no worries
Lady: no.... I was wondering if you know where I can find onion bagels.
At this point I am wondering if she thinks I work at Target... I am clearly not wearing red and khaki so I proceed.
Me: um... I don't know. I'm surprised there aren't any here.
Lady: I have driven all the way from south Texas through Oklahoma looking for onion bagels. The everything bagels just have too much stuff on them, you know?
Me: Yeah... I have thought that before.
Lady: Well, I'm just looking out for all of us. I know we all want them. I don't understand why stores just don't carry them.
Me: uh-huh. Good luck!!
Such a confusing conversation. I mean, are onion bagels really that much of an endangered species? So random, you guys. Anyway, at this point I should probably say something about what I'm wearing (I can't decide what is least interesting... talking about clothes or onion bagels). I have had both this dress and this vest for a really long time so it's strange to me that they have never made it on the blog. The dress I got like 60% off at anthro and it is such a great summer dress. The vest I got in college at a point when people weren't really wearing vests, so I hardly ever wore it (I tend to not be on the cutting edge of fashion, ha). I still hardly ever wear it, but now that it won't actually close in the front, I thought it would be a good idea.
*Not sure if you can tell, but I am feeling particularly sassy/sarcastic this morning.